"Gusgusin" because that's how my officemate called them. And here's what happened to her (itago natin sya sa pangalang "JG") last night while walking to the bus terminal near SM Makati:
JG passed through SM Makati and bought a cup of fruit salad there (which she was enjoying immensely and which she now calls "my precious fruit salad") before going on to the bus terminal near the MRT station. Along the way, a woman selling sampaguita leis approached her, trying to sell a lei, to which she shook her head then began to walk up the stairs to the bus terminal. Suddenly, a gay "gusgusin" came up to her out of nowhere and DIPPED his finger in her cup of fruit salad.
(Did I hear a loud gasp just then? Anyway, moving on...)
The sampaguita girl and the gay gusgusin started laughing at JG. JG was so shocked and was about to throw away her food when the sampaguita girl came up to her from behind and took the cup from JG, saying, "Wow, ang sarap naman nyan" and then ran off to some dark corner. The gay gusgusin also ran away, but JG stormed after him and yelled, "Lalo mong pinababa yung lagay mo sa buhay dahil sa ginawa mo sa akin. Kung gawin mo pa yan ulit sa akin o sa ibang tao, humanda ka talaga. Ang bastos mo!"
JG said that she had wanted to drag the guy to one of the security guards in the area, but decided to calm herself down instead and go home.
Moral lesson: Wag kumain ng masarap na pagkain sa daan, puwera siguro sa fish balls at kwek kwek. Mag-ingat hindi lang sa mga mandurukot (na minsan pa nga'y mukhang sosi at yuppie), kundi pati na rin sa mga gusgusing desperado at bastos!!
No comments:
Post a Comment